Boardwalk Barker Beach Towel – “Surf Report” Edition

When the tide’s high and the stories are low, even Scoop T. Fetcher takes to the surf. The Boardwalk Barker “Surf Report” Beach Towel features Delaware’s most devoted dog of the press trading deadlines for shorelines, surfboard in paw and salt in the air.

Soft, durable, and bursting with color, this towel is perfect for anyone who prefers their relaxation with a wink and a headline. Great for beach days, pool lounging, or just showing off your questionable priorities in style.

Details:

Full-color artwork featuring Scoop T. Fetcher with surfboard on the beach

Size: 30" × 60" — roomy enough for drying off and dodging questions about your sources

Plush microfiber front, absorbent cotton-blend back

Lightweight, quick-drying, and machine washable

Printed in the U.S.A.

Price: $38

Ride the wave. Break the news. Stay salty.