Boardwalk Barker Beach Towel – “Deadline? Never Heard of It.” Edition

Meet the Boardwalk Barker Beach Towel — the official uniform of investigative relaxation. Featuring Scoop T. Fetcher taking a rare day off on the Rehoboth boardwalk, this towel is perfect for beach days, poolside lounging, or pretending you’re on assignment while actually doing nothing at all.

Printed in vibrant coastal colors, it’s soft, lightweight, and big enough for full-body sunbathing or post-ocean sarcasm. Whether you’re drying off from the surf or staging a dramatic resignation photo, this towel’s your press pass to pure leisure.

Details:

Full-color illustration of Scoop T. Fetcher enjoying beachside bliss

Plush microfiber front / absorbent cotton-blend back

Size: 30" × 60" (big enough for Scoop and a headline or two)

Machine washable, fade-resistant print

Lightweight and quick-drying

Printed in the U.S.A.

Price: $38

Fetching headlines, catching rays, and dodging deadlines.