Boardwalk Barker “TangerMethodone” Tee

If you’ve ever braved Rehoboth’s outlet traffic and thought, I could really use a fix, this shirt’s for you. The Boardwalk Barker “Tanger Methadone Outlet” Tee immortalizes one of our most infamous headlines:

“Tanger Welcomes New Methadone Outlet, Promises Rock-Bottom Prices.”

Equal parts beachwear and biting commentary, this soft, durable cotton tee lets you show off your appreciation for sharp local satire — and your questionable shopping habits.

Details:

Unisex soft-style crewneck (cotton/poly blend)

Front: Boardwalk Barker logo with Scoop T. Fetcher

Back: Full-color “Tanger Methadone Outlet” headline graphic

Lightweight, breathable fabric for everyday comfort

Printed in the U.S.A. using eco-friendly inks

Fetching Headlines. Questionable Sources. Salty Outlook.